project: Chunky Salsament Devlog - itch.iohttps://kruton1979.itch.io/projecthttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1351144/gravity-sharpies-and-the-war-on-floating-plantsGravity, Sharpies, and the War on Floating Plantshttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1351144/gravity-sharpies-and-the-war-on-floating-plantsThu, 05 Feb 2026 01:37:33 GMTdevlogHere is a whimsical devlog entry chronicling your journey from "floating plants" to "living comic book." Devlog #404: Gravity, Sharpies, and the Art of "Toon" Violence Status: Caffeinated & pixellated...

]]>https://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1088026/breaking-local-madman-nearly-completes-actual-game-using-own-engineBREAKING: Local Madman Nearly Completes ACTUAL GAME Using Own Enginehttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1088026/breaking-local-madman-nearly-completes-actual-game-using-own-engineSun, 19 Oct 2025 03:57:22 GMTdevlog🚀 BREAKING: Local Madman Nearly Completes ACTUAL GAME Using Own Engine! The "This Shouldn't Be Working This Well" Update In a shocking turn of events that defies all programming logic and several l...

]]>https://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1086401/1little-bug-patch-it-around-and-999999-bugs-in-the-code1little bug... patch it around .... and 999999 bugs in the codehttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1086401/1little-bug-patch-it-around-and-999999-bugs-in-the-codeFri, 17 Oct 2025 03:23:47 GMTdevlog

🧂 Dev Log #17: Project: Salsament — The Plant Uprising So. You know how sometimes you write a line of code and think, “Yeah, this’ll just make the plant sway a little in the wind.” …and t...

]]>https://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1083481/i-regret-everythingI regret everythinghttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1083481/i-regret-everythingSun, 12 Oct 2025 21:20:06 GMTdevlog

Developer's Log: Project "I Regret Everything" Date: Yesterday. (Time has lost all meaning. The only constant is the gentle glow of the monitor and the slow dissolution of my sanity.) Entry 1: The Gre...

]]>https://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1082748/map-tooling-shenanigansMap tooling shenaniganshttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1082748/map-tooling-shenanigansSat, 11 Oct 2025 22:14:52 GMTdevlog

🎮 MAP EDITOR DEV LOG - THE SAGA OF 64x64 MAYHEM 🎮 VERSION 1.0: "I Can't Believe It's Not MS Paint!" Added a grid because apparently drawing on a blank canvas was too chaotic Bug Fixed: Users cou...

]]>https://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1082186/a-quick-way-back-to-realityA quick way back to realityhttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1082186/a-quick-way-back-to-realitySat, 11 Oct 2025 08:56:11 GMTdevlog🚀 Dev Log: “Raycasting From Outer Space” Last night, I meant to work on the raycaster. But instead, I accidentally boarded my favorite rocket ship and went on a little space trip 🌌✨. Produ...

]]>https://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1081735/a-wasted-dayA wasted dayhttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1081735/a-wasted-dayFri, 10 Oct 2025 19:13:22 GMTdevlog

🚀 Dev Log – October 9, 2025 Title: “Kush.exe has stopped responding” Mood: Astronaut lost in orbit Progress: Negative velocity Lessons learned: Do not debug while intergalactic 🧠 Brain Sta...

]]>https://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1069982/project-chunky-salsamentProject: Chunky Salsamenthttps://kruton1979.itch.io/project/devlog/1069982/project-chunky-salsamentWed, 08 Oct 2025 21:19:49 GMTdevlog

Devlog #2: I Accidentally Created a Wall Texturing Nightmare Greetings, fellow digital archeologists of the pixelated past! Your favorite (and only) developer of "PROJECT: CHUNKY SALSAMENT" is back wi...

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