A downloadable Batcher for Windows

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“Forged in chaos. Priced in pain. Uploaded out of spite.”

🧠 PNG2ICO: THE BATCHENING™

Ah, yes. You people.
“Can it handle more than one PNG?”
“Can it batch process?”
“Can you make it do that for free?”

Well well well… look who’s converting all their PNGs at once now!
Welcome to PNG2ICO: The Batch Edition, the tool born from caffeine, chaos, and community “suggestions” yelled into the void.

⚙️ FEATURES (or “behold my madness”)

  • 🧺 Batch Processing! Drop in your entire collection of PNGs. It’ll chew through them like a caffeinated blender.

  • Fast & furious. Converts before you can say “why is it priced like that?”

  • 🤖 Runs flawlessly (somehow) — even though I coded it while questioning reality.

  • 💸 Priced to reflect my descent. The number isn’t random. It’s symbolic. Of pain.

🧠 HOW TO USE

  1. Drag your PNGs into the abyss.

  2. Click the shiny button.

  3. Icons. So many icons.

  4. Wonder if this app is smarter than you. (Spoiler: it might be.)

💬 TESTIMONIALS (Real or Imagined)

“Finally, batch conversion!”
The horde
“He’s gone mad with power.”
My reflection in the monitor
“This app goes hard. I fear it.”
Some guy on Discord, probably

💀 FINAL WORDS

You wanted batch conversion?
You have batch conversion.
It’s slick. It’s efficient. It’s possibly haunted.

Buy it. Use it. Cherish it.
Let my suffering spark your convenience.

🧩 DEV RANT: A Descent Into Batch Processing Madness

Picture this:
It’s 3:47 a.m. I’m hunched over my desk, surrounded by empty coffee cups and a single glowing monitor.
Somewhere in the distance, my sanity packs its bags and leaves quietly.

“Surely,” I whisper, “adding batch support can’t be that bad.”
FOUR HOURS LATER, I’m arguing with file paths like a Bond villain.
Windows is gaslighting me. Python is mocking me.
The PNGs… they just keep multiplying.

I start laughing. A little too loud. My code works.
It shouldn’t, but it does.
I hit build. I stare into the mirror.
I am become converter. Destroyer of single-file workflows.

So yes. This tool exists. Against all odds. Against common sense.
And if you use it — use it proudly.
For you are wielding the result of one developer’s beautiful mental breakdown.

Purchase

Buy Now$10.00 USD or more

In order to download this Batcher you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $10 USD. You will get access to the following files:

png2icobatch.exe 30 MB

Download demo

Download
png2icodemo.exe 30 MB

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