project: Chunky Salsament

Devlog

• Gravity, Sharpies, and the War on Floating Plants
  February 05, 2026 by Kruton1979##ShaderMagic, ##MathIsHard, ##SharpieOverdose, ##Inked, ##RetroFPS, ##CaffeinatedCoding

  Here is a whimsical devlog entry chronicling your journey from "floating plants" to "living comic book." Devlog #404: Gravity, Sharpies, and the Art of "Toon" Violence Status: Caffeinated & pixellated... Continue reading

  
• BREAKING: Local Madman Nearly Completes ACTUAL GAME Using Own Engine
  October 19, 2025 by Kruton1979#fps, #2.5d, #retro, #project, #mapping, #raycasting

  🚀 BREAKING: Local Madman Nearly Completes ACTUAL GAME Using Own Engine! The "This Shouldn't Be Working This Well" Update In a shocking turn of events that defies all programming logic and several l... Continue reading
• 1little bug... patch it around .... and 999999 bugs in the code
  October 17, 2025 by Kruton1979#dev hell, #shit-post, #2.5d, #retro, #fps

  🧂 Dev Log #17: Project: Salsament — The Plant Uprising So. You know how sometimes you write a line of code and think, “Yeah, this’ll just make the plant sway a little in the wind.” …and t... Continue reading

  
• I regret everything
  October 12, 2025 by Kruton1979#fps, #retro, #debugging, #headache, #shit-post, #raycaster

  Developer's Log: Project "I Regret Everything" Date: Yesterday. (Time has lost all meaning. The only constant is the gentle glow of the monitor and the slow dissolution of my sanity.) Entry 1: The Gre... Continue reading

  
• Map tooling shenanigans
  October 11, 2025 by Kruton1979#fps, #tools, #mapping, #funny

  🎮 MAP EDITOR DEV LOG - THE SAGA OF 64x64 MAYHEM 🎮 VERSION 1.0: "I Can't Believe It's Not MS Paint!" Added a grid because apparently drawing on a blank canvas was too chaotic Bug Fixed: Users cou... Continue reading

  
• A quick way back to reality
  October 11, 2025 by Kruton1979

  🚀 Dev Log: “Raycasting From Outer Space” Last night, I meant to work on the raycaster. But instead, I accidentally boarded my favorite rocket ship and went on a little space trip 🌌✨. Produ... Continue reading

  
• A wasted day
  October 10, 2025 by Kruton1979#wasted, #shooter, #fps, #indie, #game-dev

  🚀 Dev Log – October 9, 2025 Title: “Kush.exe has stopped responding” Mood: Astronaut lost in orbit Progress: Negative velocity Lessons learned: Do not debug while intergalactic 🧠 Brain Sta... Continue reading

  
• Project: Chunky Salsament
  October 08, 2025 by Kruton1979#retro, #fps, #shitpost, #humorous, #funny, #single-player

  Devlog #2: I Accidentally Created a Wall Texturing Nightmare Greetings, fellow digital archeologists of the pixelated past! Your favorite (and only) developer of "PROJECT: CHUNKY SALSAMENT" is back wi... Continue reading